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Without A Clause.com

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x a b o u t m e !

I am Freddie Clause, gossip blog extraordinair! Everyone hates a gossip guru, right? Well, I try to keep a good name by laying rumors to rest if they are false. If they're true? Well, then I'm going to sink my teeth right into it and ride it until it dies, at your expense. Believe it or not, I do have some sense of respect. So, aslong as you're not some stupid bitch or arrogant prick, then I won't be all that mean. If you deserve it, then all is fair in love and war, babe. So keep those pretty eyes open and those hot lips whispering, because Freddie is here, and Freddie is ready... Ready to write!

xo hugs, kisses and bullets,
- Freddie C

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x u p d a t e s

It's hot and wet like your grandmothers ass crack on a hot summer day in Atlanta. The good news is, is the the next stop is in Miam. Hot? Yes. Atleast the view is better!

xo ho,
- Freddie

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x virgin mary L A R R Y! What?!

There's some rumors circulating on whether or not a Mister Ezekiel Fabrizio - vocalist for Plea The Fifth - might just have his v card still in his wallet, and I am not talking about Visa. Now, you know me. I don't really spread lies - well, not if you didn't do anything to deserve it. So, I caught up with Mr. Fab (my new nick name for him), and simply asked him. I never got an answer, but I'm pretty sure he blushed. I guess the world will never know.

xo ho,
- Freddie

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x The Chronicles of a Cradle Robber...

Is Lars Trell a cradle robber? At first sight, I would say most deffinately - but maybe there's a method to this madness.

Lars Trell is the man who founded Who Killed Marilyn? He's a whopping 24 years old mathmatically - though he acts totally immature. Oh come one, you weren't thinking it? Who the fuck flails around on a stage like they're having a seizure besides a toddler? Back on topic - some of you may have noticed the age - or lack thereof - of his bandmates.

First, there's Zadyr Harris. He's around 18 years old, but the kid does have talent. I can understand maybe one child in a band - but nothing quite like this. The blue haired bassist is talented and has a future in the music industry. But then, there's the little asian keyboardist Yukiko some-last-name-I-can't-pronounce.

Baby faced, small - and not very, oh what's the word? ... Grown up? She's timid, as any little girl would be. I don't see how she quite fits into the mix. Maybe the poor fellow was desperate for a keyboardist? News Flash, Mr. Trell - you don't NEED a key player.

Who knows what Lars is thinking - maybe he's not. After all, you know someone like him does some shit. Then again, maybe, just maybe that's what got him into this little cradle robbing niche of his. If he wanted to be a father, he could've just knocked up a groupie.


keep talking bitches,
- Freddie

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x GRAMMY TIME!

It's time to hit the GRAMMY'S!!! And no, not those old women with blue hair that knit you sweaters and scarves of love.

Yours truly will be this years hostess with the mostest, the man with a plan, the duke of the red carpet. I'll be watching every move anyone makes! With any luck we might have a wardrobe malfunction. It won't be mine though! I'm being dressed by the best - My Mommy.

My Mommy is a clothing brand developed by a dear friend of mine, and I highly suggest you cheque them oawt.

watch your mouth and cover those boobs,
- Freddie

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x br00tal fight - AT THE GRAMMY'S!!!

I had alot of fun at the grammy awards the other night - but apparently not all shared my lovely glory and good mood. Most did - but there was one minor, tiny little twosome that didn't.

Lars Trell, frontman of Who Killed Marilyn, and Luke Smith, Pyromania Tour Manager and Owner were involved in a scuffle. I didn't see completely what happened, but all this fight was missing, was a big puddle of mud and baby, this homo would've been in HEAVEN!

Security broke them up and they parted ways, each battered and bruised in their own right. I would have put money on Mr. Smith - but Trell is tiny and it lets him move a little faster. You know, where is a fucking video camera when you need it?!

gloves are off ladies & gents,
- Freddie

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