Poor people who talk to me while I'm drunk

[yukiko]

Okay, so for like the one person that I know that's up at two AM I went ahead and AIMed her last night while my friend and I was drunk. You can totally tell who's typing too, cause I can't spell with a damn. Be thankful I didn't end up making a post last night while out of it XD Anyway, here's our conversation with Dante's friend Katie. It amused me so bad this morning, despite the hang over. Poor Katie.

isellcootieshots (2:03:13 AM): hiiii
Punkkittygirl (2:03:31 AM): o.o hi
isellcootieshots (2:03:45 AM): i be drunk
Punkkittygirl (2:03:49 AM): << ah
Punkkittygirl (2:03:52 AM): fun times?
isellcootieshots (2:04:00 AM): not really. typing wirerd
Punkkittygirl (2:04:18 AM): ahhh
isellcootieshots (2:04:33 AM): no ah. ohhh
Punkkittygirl (2:04:52 AM): >>
isellcootieshots (2:05:21 AM): i have to spit
Punkkittygirl (2:05:34 AM): .... -pats-
isellcootieshots (2:08:05 AM): hey. its ted! long freaking time and no talk!
isellcootieshots (2:08:13 AM): and no, im not as drunk as shar
Punkkittygirl (2:08:24 AM): o.o -squeak- hi there. and i would guess xD
Punkkittygirl (2:08:59 AM): clearer typing.
isellcootieshots (2:08:59 AM): haha. id be terrfied, too. and randomly, grey goose is some nasty shit
isellcootieshots (2:09:02 AM): haha xD
isellcootieshots (2:09:04 AM): totally
Punkkittygirl (2:09:06 AM): my uncle drinks that
Punkkittygirl (2:09:10 AM): and makes tables with the bottles
isellcootieshots (2:09:22 AM): *dies* thats sick. its horrible. the orange is even worse
isellcootieshots (2:09:29 AM): im burping it up like acid >.>
Punkkittygirl (2:09:33 AM): ewww.
Punkkittygirl (2:09:45 AM): yeah most anyone i knows drinks crown royal or bacardi
Punkkittygirl (2:09:47 AM): so yeah xD
Punkkittygirl (2:09:51 AM): dont hear about a lot of grey goose lovers
isellcootieshots (2:10:58 AM): i can see why. i like bacardi, and i really want to make carabou lou with that. 151 rum, coconut rum, and pinapple juice. i NEED to try that once. tech nine demands it
Punkkittygirl (2:11:19 AM): oh lord. you listen to tech nine?
isellcootieshots (2:11:25 AM): yes!
Punkkittygirl (2:11:34 AM): haha. mandas friend richard loves them i guess.
Punkkittygirl (2:11:43 AM): i was going to buy him a ticket for their show here but i forgot the date
Punkkittygirl (2:11:46 AM): cause im made of fail
isellcootieshots (2:12:33 AM): oh. i would LOVE to see them live. and haha. as long as you dont tell him you planned on doing that its all good and no one will know of the fail but me
Punkkittygirl (2:12:44 AM): xD kay
isellcootieshots (2:13:00 AM): i also really want to hear that black eyed peas song
Punkkittygirl (2:13:06 AM): which one?
Punkkittygirl (2:15:14 AM): www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY_i4dOZT7Q
Punkkittygirl (2:15:15 AM): xD
isellcootieshots (2:15:28 AM): boom boom pow
Punkkittygirl (2:15:37 AM): ohh my cousin loves that song.
isellcootieshots (2:16:22 AM): i do too. and i eat a lot when drinking *now knows why she weighs half a ton*
Punkkittygirl (2:16:30 AM): o.o
Punkkittygirl (2:17:46 AM): the boy in that video i sent you
Punkkittygirl (2:17:49 AM): is FIERCE.
Punkkittygirl (2:17:50 AM): just fyi
Punkkittygirl (2:17:51 AM): xD
isellcootieshots (2:25:44 AM): ho
Punkkittygirl (2:25:50 AM): o.o
isellcootieshots (2:26:13 AM): lol
isellcootieshots (2:26:49 AM): i bw drunk
Punkkittygirl (2:27:03 AM): orly?
isellcootieshots (2:27:22 AM): and i, ted, am the only one of sound mind (or partly sound mind), that will attempt to keep her under control
isellcootieshots (2:27:57 AM): i shouldnt be on conputer when drubk]
Punkkittygirl (2:28:13 AM): -shakes head-
Punkkittygirl (2:28:15 AM): you two are amusing
isellcootieshots (2:28:56 AM): wanna call us? --- --- ---- or --- --- ----
Punkkittygirl (2:29:10 AM): im actually talking to my boy at the moment xD
Punkkittygirl (2:29:18 AM): but im sure you could get manda to call
isellcootieshots (2:29:25 AM): whos athat
Punkkittygirl (2:29:32 AM): dante
isellcootieshots (2:29:43 AM): haha. i drunk i texted her
Punkkittygirl (2:29:51 AM): i know xD she told me
isellcootieshots (2:31:09 AM): my phone dont worjkl
Punkkittygirl (2:31:18 AM): o.o
isellcootieshots (2:32:09 AM): we called and talked to dante all of five seconds before her phone went 'youre account balance is fourteen dollars and seven cents'
Punkkittygirl (2:32:31 AM): ugh. i hate when it does that.
Punkkittygirl (2:32:36 AM): i used to have cricket
Punkkittygirl (2:32:39 AM): its made of fail
Punkkittygirl (2:32:44 AM): and gets service close to nowhere
Punkkittygirl (2:32:48 AM): which is why i have t-mobile now
isellcootieshots (2:33:05 AM): i hoavboodst\
Punkkittygirl (2:33:16 AM): i thought about checking out boost
Punkkittygirl (2:33:19 AM): but i decided against it
isellcootieshots (2:33:29 AM): chea[est [pre paod
Punkkittygirl (2:33:50 AM): ah
Punkkittygirl (2:33:58 AM): yeah i pay about 75 a month for unlimited everything basically
isellcootieshots (2:34:34 AM): i, lou
isellcootieshots (2:34:56 AM): om, i wanna rp right now
Punkkittygirl (2:35:03 AM): xD
Punkkittygirl (2:35:05 AM): -pats-
Punkkittygirl (2:35:08 AM): i dont think you should
isellcootieshots (2:37:53 AM): i think its fucking brilliant. i bet if i (and this is ted btw) could rp drunk then shar could. but like, i bet i could rp. i bet i could write an awesome story too. shar totally could, too. but then she might see it tomorrow and get super embarrassed... LOL. that would be awesome
Punkkittygirl (2:38:09 AM): haha
isellcootieshots (2:39:28 AM): i am a subtle, still legible drunk apparentyly
isellcootieshots (2:39:38 AM): wait
isellcootieshots (2:39:42 AM): apparently
isellcootieshots (2:39:47 AM): HAHA.
isellcootieshots (2:39:54 AM): that took a second
isellcootieshots (2:40:08 AM): delayed reaction time ahoy!
Punkkittygirl (2:40:12 AM): xD
isellcootieshots (2:40:40 AM): what should shar write a fanfiction about??
Punkkittygirl (2:40:52 AM): um
Punkkittygirl (2:40:53 AM): hm
isellcootieshots (2:41:10 AM): she says hurry she wants to write
isellcootieshots (2:41:16 AM): and it only lasts for so long
Punkkittygirl (2:41:53 AM): tada and yukio. send it to dante xD
isellcootieshots (2:42:41 AM): haha! omg. she goes on to say 'having sex on the floor. my lips are numb. i need another shot.'
Punkkittygirl (2:43:03 AM): xDD
isellcootieshots (2:43:07 AM): now she has to pee
isellcootieshots (2:43:15 AM): i wonder if she can do all that at the same time
Punkkittygirl (2:44:06 AM): its definitely possible
isellcootieshots (2:46:54 AM): shhh i,portant 0hone call\\\
Punkkittygirl (2:47:00 AM): xDD kay.
isellcootieshots (2:50:15 AM): swhe jhas a bag of onionxs\

Punkkittygirl (2:50:48 AM): ...-pat-
isellcootieshots (2:52:01 AM): okay. my sister called and she works at a hotel and said some chic is walking around asking for her ex husband and carrying a bag of onions
isellcootieshots (2:52:17 AM): i was like 'call the police!' and shes apparently on her tenth cup of coffee
isellcootieshots (2:57:05 AM): dont ignoe uss
Punkkittygirl (2:58:26 AM): xD
Punkkittygirl (2:58:31 AM): sorry my mom brought home taco bell
isellcootieshots (3:00:29 AM): ahhh. yum. we just found a tick in her room
isellcootieshots (3:00:33 AM): she thought it was a spider
Punkkittygirl (3:00:50 AM): o.o;;
isellcootieshots (3:01:01 AM): i held it in some tweazers and burned it
Punkkittygirl (3:01:12 AM): ew
isellcootieshots (3:01:24 AM): im afraid to sleep in here now
Punkkittygirl (3:01:29 AM): aw
isellcootieshots (3:01:51 AM): yeah
isellcootieshots (3:01:57 AM): shes all ewwwwwwwww
isellcootieshots (3:02:11 AM): mt houde is safe
Punkkittygirl (3:02:27 AM): o.o
isellcootieshots (3:02:47 AM): thats sexy
Punkkittygirl (3:04:10 AM): >>
isellcootieshots (3:07:23 AM): 1 ted 0 cassie
isellcootieshots (3:07:58 AM): i mean shar
isellcootieshots (3:08:01 AM): jeesh
Punkkittygirl (3:08:09 AM): o.o;;
isellcootieshots (3:10:16 AM): m & ms taste better with alcohol
Punkkittygirl (3:10:26 AM): -pat-
isellcootieshots (3:11:30 AM): i just totally stole her last shot while she went pee
Punkkittygirl (3:11:43 AM): xD
isellcootieshots (3:11:49 AM): LOL. ted=2 shar=0
isellcootieshots (3:11:55 AM): i refilled it with tea
Punkkittygirl (3:12:26 AM): niceeee
isellcootieshots (3:13:01 AM): noni[
isellcootieshots (3:13:02 AM): =]\\'\
isellcootieshots (3:13:07 AM): she noticed
isellcootieshots (3:13:12 AM): and wasnt happy
Punkkittygirl (3:13:21 AM): oh snap
Punkkittygirl (3:13:24 AM): run awayyyy
isellcootieshots (3:13:53 AM): haha, she took it anyway
Punkkittygirl (3:14:15 AM): haha
isellcootieshots (3:14:30 AM): i taste like chocolate
Punkkittygirl (3:15:31 AM): wow
isellcootieshots (3:15:48 AM): and cinomen
isellcootieshots (3:15:52 AM): cause i cant spell
Punkkittygirl (3:15:58 AM): -shakes head-
Punkkittygirl (3:16:00 AM): cinnamon?
isellcootieshots (3:16:20 AM): i gaev her my ABC gum
isellcootieshots (3:20:23 AM): and she gave it back
Punkkittygirl (3:20:30 AM): <<
isellcootieshots (3:21:14 AM): haha, it should be gross

and then I think that's when we shut the laptop and actually went to bed. haha

[elLIE]

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